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100 Things I Cannot Do At World Meetings
1. I cannot run into the room yelling "Fire!"
2. Unless there really is a fire
3. I cannot discuss yaoi with Japan
4. Or Hungary
5. I cannot come in cosplay
6. Even if Japan says I look cute
7. France will get excited
8. I cannot flirt with America
9. No matter how hot I think he is
10. (Unless I do it after the meeting)
11. I cannot ask Italy to model in a maid dress for me
12. Hungary cannot help me convince him
13. Germany will hit me
14. (Even though he likes the thought of #11)
15. I cannot draw FrUK on my notes
16. Or England's notes
17. But France's are okay
18. Maybe not…
19. I cannot ask Germany if I can borrow his chains, whips, ropes, other various torture devices, etc.
20. I cannot write "I <3 America" all over my notes
21. Or England's
22. Or Japan's
23. Or Russia's
24. Especially not Russia's
25. I cannot talk about "That night with Prussia"
26. I cannot tie Austria up and hide him in the broom closet
27. I cannot yell "Germany is staring at Italy's butt!" at the top of my lungs
28. Even if he is
29. I cannot touch Florida
30. I cannot pretend to be China, aru
31. I cannot tell Romano that he'd look good in a dress
32. Even though Spain agrees
33. I cannot pencil in my eyebrows and talk in a British accent
34. I cannot get Italy drunk
35. I cannot play with Austria's instruments
36. I cannot laugh at how sexual that sounded
37. I cannot put vodka in England's tea
38. He and/or Russia will hit me
39. I cannot sing "Born This Way" on the table with France
40. I cannot sing any Lady Gaga with France
41. I cannot sing any Lady Gaga, period
42. Or Ke$ha
43. Or Katy Perry
44. I cannot write a note saying "I love you, from England" and pass it to France
45. Or America
46. Or Japan
47. Or Italy, as Germany may kill England/me/us
48. I cannot yell "Pastaa~"
49. Italy will get excited
50. I cannot ask Spain if he is incognito
51. I cannot tell Switzerland that he looks like Mello from Death Note
52. But prettier
53. Or give him chocolate
54. I cannot ask Prussia to strip
55. There's a good chance he will
56. There's a better chance France will
57. I cannot play the saxophone
58. I cannot call England "Iggybrows"
59. I cannot ask America if he's related to Ronald Knox
60. I cannot give Finland my Christmas list
61. Unless it's at least November
62. I cannot ask Prussia and Germany if Hidan from Naruto is their brother
63. Or cousin
64. Or secret love child
65. I cannot tell France that I speak French
66. Three years of High School French Class do not count
67. I cannot ask America to take his clothes off
68. Even if I REALLY want him too
69. I cannot laugh a #69
70. I cannot throw things
71. Even at France
72. Unless Germany says I can
73. I cannot call Canada "The Floating White Bear"
74. I cannot ask Japan to say "election"
75. I cannot say China is pretty
76. Even if he is
77. I cannot talk about HetaOni
78. I cannot quote Napoleon Dynamite
79. I cannot laugh like France
80. Or Prussia
81. Or Spain
82. I cannot give Japan pigtails
83. I cannot sit like L from Death Note
84. I cannot ask Germany if he's the Holy Roman Empire
85. I cannot call Latvia "emo"
86. I cannot encourage Sealand
87. I cannot go near Liechtenstein
88. I will "corrupt" her
89. I cannot ask Ukraine her cup size
90. I cannot suggest that England serve breakfast
91. Or lunch
92. Or dinner
93. I cannot wear a mask and say I'm Turkey
94. I cannot ask Turkey to borrow his mask
95. I cannot ask him if he "was the turkey all along"
96. I cannot organize a spontaneous sing-along
97. I cannot pretend to be Ciel Phantomhive
98. I cannot say "in bed" after everything Austria says
99. "In bed" cannot be replaced with "in Prussia's pants"
100. I cannot set Gilbird up with Pierre or Mr. Puffin
1. I cannot run into the room yelling "Fire!"
2. Unless there really is a fire
3. I cannot discuss yaoi with Japan
4. Or Hungary
5. I cannot come in cosplay
6. Even if Japan says I look cute
7. France will get excited
8. I cannot flirt with America
9. No matter how hot I think he is
10. (Unless I do it after the meeting)
11. I cannot ask Italy to model in a maid dress for me
12. Hungary cannot help me convince him
13. Germany will hit me
14. (Even though he likes the thought of #11)
15. I cannot draw FrUK on my notes
16. Or England's notes
17. But France's are okay
18. Maybe not…
19. I cannot ask Germany if I can borrow his chains, whips, ropes, other various torture devices, etc.
20. I cannot write "I <3 America" all over my notes
21. Or England's
22. Or Japan's
23. Or Russia's
24. Especially not Russia's
25. I cannot talk about "That night with Prussia"
26. I cannot tie Austria up and hide him in the broom closet
27. I cannot yell "Germany is staring at Italy's butt!" at the top of my lungs
28. Even if he is
29. I cannot touch Florida
30. I cannot pretend to be China, aru
31. I cannot tell Romano that he'd look good in a dress
32. Even though Spain agrees
33. I cannot pencil in my eyebrows and talk in a British accent
34. I cannot get Italy drunk
35. I cannot play with Austria's instruments
36. I cannot laugh at how sexual that sounded
37. I cannot put vodka in England's tea
38. He and/or Russia will hit me
39. I cannot sing "Born This Way" on the table with France
40. I cannot sing any Lady Gaga with France
41. I cannot sing any Lady Gaga, period
42. Or Ke$ha
43. Or Katy Perry
44. I cannot write a note saying "I love you, from England" and pass it to France
45. Or America
46. Or Japan
47. Or Italy, as Germany may kill England/me/us
48. I cannot yell "Pastaa~"
49. Italy will get excited
50. I cannot ask Spain if he is incognito
51. I cannot tell Switzerland that he looks like Mello from Death Note
52. But prettier
53. Or give him chocolate
54. I cannot ask Prussia to strip
55. There's a good chance he will
56. There's a better chance France will
57. I cannot play the saxophone
58. I cannot call England "Iggybrows"
59. I cannot ask America if he's related to Ronald Knox
60. I cannot give Finland my Christmas list
61. Unless it's at least November
62. I cannot ask Prussia and Germany if Hidan from Naruto is their brother
63. Or cousin
64. Or secret love child
65. I cannot tell France that I speak French
66. Three years of High School French Class do not count
67. I cannot ask America to take his clothes off
68. Even if I REALLY want him too
69. I cannot laugh a #69
70. I cannot throw things
71. Even at France
72. Unless Germany says I can
73. I cannot call Canada "The Floating White Bear"
74. I cannot ask Japan to say "election"
75. I cannot say China is pretty
76. Even if he is
77. I cannot talk about HetaOni
78. I cannot quote Napoleon Dynamite
79. I cannot laugh like France
80. Or Prussia
81. Or Spain
82. I cannot give Japan pigtails
83. I cannot sit like L from Death Note
84. I cannot ask Germany if he's the Holy Roman Empire
85. I cannot call Latvia "emo"
86. I cannot encourage Sealand
87. I cannot go near Liechtenstein
88. I will "corrupt" her
89. I cannot ask Ukraine her cup size
90. I cannot suggest that England serve breakfast
91. Or lunch
92. Or dinner
93. I cannot wear a mask and say I'm Turkey
94. I cannot ask Turkey to borrow his mask
95. I cannot ask him if he "was the turkey all along"
96. I cannot organize a spontaneous sing-along
97. I cannot pretend to be Ciel Phantomhive
98. I cannot say "in bed" after everything Austria says
99. "In bed" cannot be replaced with "in Prussia's pants"
100. I cannot set Gilbird up with Pierre or Mr. Puffin
Literature
APH: Things Guys Should Know About Girls [Romano2]
APH: Things Guys Should Know About Girls: [Romano-X-Reader]
Hetalia (c) Himaruya
Reader (c) You
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13. A girl will spend hours trying to pick out the perfect outfit to try to impress a guy.
A baggy shirt, denim shorts and boots? NAH!
A pleated skirt, a tank top and boots? No thanks!
A plaid skirt, thick belt, tank top and boots? Pfft! No!
A skirt, a cute tank top and heels? Since when did you wear heels?
A tank top, a pleated skirt, favorite jacket and boots? Too hot outside!
And why were you so hell bent on picking out the perfect outfit?
You were going
Literature
Review Of AWESOME Prussian Virtues
WARNING: EXTREMELY AWESOME SPOILER THAT'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU DIDN'T READ THIS BEFORE FINISHING THE MANGA/ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Old man Fritz made them just for lil' Gilbo~)
Sincerity:
(He's very sincere in helping the hurt Hungary in the bushes
)
Humility/Humbleness:
(Prussia KNEW he was awesome, so he didn't brag so much~)
Industriousness/Seriousness:
(like when he told Poland to drop his sword, so OOC!)
Obedience (but not without Frankness):
(Obediently followed his boss' commands!)
Straightness:
(Forwardly said he was forever awesome!)
Sense of Justice (Suum cuique" = Jedem das Seine = To each his own):
(He WAS fair,
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Hetalia Writing Meme
Hetalia Writing Meme - By Kat
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1.) 7 and 4 offer to make you breakfast.
2.) 9 asks you to help them make 11 fall in love with them.
3.) 3 falls in love with 4, but 4 loves you. What do you do?
4.) 5 is throwing a party and invites 2,3,7. 8 crashes the party, and starts crying because they weren't invited.
5.) 2 wants to buy a pet chicken, but 1 wants a llama.
6.) 11 starts stalking 6, but 9 intervenes.
7.) 5 and 10 start going out, but 3 is jealous.
8.) 9 wants to be a one person band.
9.) Make a title for a 6/8/1 fanfic.
10.) 10 tries to seduce 1.
11.) 11 and 8 make a movie about _____.
12.) 7 a
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Okay! Here is one of those "100 Things" lists! I just had to do it, and I'll probably do more...
Anyway I don't own Hetalia or its charcters
I don't own Death Note, or Kuroshitsuji or any of Lady Gaga's, Ke$ha's, or Katy Perry's songs, or Naruto, HetaOni, or Napoleon Dynamite, or Invader Zim! They all belong to their creators... I don't know if I really had to put all that, but hey, better to be safe!
Also, this might be in the wrong category. I don't really care so much ._.
Anyway I don't own Hetalia or its charcters
I don't own Death Note, or Kuroshitsuji or any of Lady Gaga's, Ke$ha's, or Katy Perry's songs, or Naruto, HetaOni, or Napoleon Dynamite, or Invader Zim! They all belong to their creators... I don't know if I really had to put all that, but hey, better to be safe!
Also, this might be in the wrong category. I don't really care so much ._.
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Love the Invader Zim reference!